Its Not The Size Of The Ship But Its How They Dock It…

So let’s get straight to the point, the size of a man’s penis can be a deal breaker for some women but for me not so much. When I was a little younger I did not want to even date a man unless his dingaling was from Georgia to New Mexico but now I am a little more flexible (no pun intended). I cannot speak for all women but I think we think of dick sizes how men think of ass sizes. If it’s big then hell yes it’s like ordering a 6-piece nugget meal and they give you 8 pieces instead, but if it’s average then it’s not a problem either. Let’s not get it twisted, I would not want a man to have a penis the size of a newborn’s bellybutton before it falls off but I can deal with a peen the length of a red bottom heel. I used Continue reading Its Not The Size Of The Ship But Its How They Dock It…

Recycle The D…Don’t Waste A Number!

Listen, we can act like we women do not want sex as much as men do but we would be lying to ourselves. When you’re a single girl there are times that we may want sex so bad and not have many options. Or it could be that we have some options but we do not want their asses, so what is a horny girl to do? I have a solution to that problem….RECYCLE THE D! Girl do not waste a number on a new guy, just contact someone you used to have good sex with and use his ass! Continue reading Recycle The D…Don’t Waste A Number!

Hey Sexy…

I hate when a man approaches me with this dumb ass salutation! Nothing about a “man” sliding into my DMs or walking up to me in public and saying “hey sexy” or “damn you are fine” is attractive to me. It was not attractive or a turn on to me in my early 20’s and it damn sure is not now as I am approaching 30. I often wonder if a “man” could not come up with something more clever. It really lets me know that he more than likely lacks the ability to communicate intelligently. True enough the type of men that usually hit me with this line have no chance in hell with me but at least I could respect him more and nicely turn him down if they tried a better approach. Continue reading Hey Sexy…

Addicted To The “D”

Good dick will have your brain like scrambled eggs. I know vagina is power but damn good peen will leave you mesmerized. It’s always the no good ass men who have the dick game on lock. Well I won’t say just no good men but men who aren’t good for you. No one who was ever good for me had mind blowing sex. Like I feel like a man should not be fine, good for you but have boring ass sex. That shit is sooooo evil. Like I feel that God shouldn’t bless a man with good dick unless he has a career, place of residence, car and does not have a million kids. It is like men with good dick have the worst attitudes because they know that they hold the magic stick between their legs. All I know is that I want my brain and common sense back because it went out of the window right along with that orgasm and the loud screams

Sincerely,

The Single B*tch

 

No Energy…I’m Drained

A woman is supposed to always be in a relationship and should never desire to be single right? WRONG…so fucking wrong!!! To some this may be unheard of but for me it’s completely normal. I have never been a “relationship type of girl” and what I mean by that is that I’ve never been the type to go in and out of relationships. Taking a good break is healthy to me and being single for 2-3 years in between relationships is okay in my book. It is normal for women to change like the weather. One moment I want to be in love and the next I want a roster full of potentials. Through this journey of the single life I have learned that it is ok to want to be single. keep on reading!